Texaneer's Junkyard

First of all, it's "only" not "olny". K? Now, all of these weapons are... alright, I guess, except for Urshula. It's just some stat flops.

Now I'm random for pyro and engi:
Pyro's "Engineer's buddy set"

Engineer's "Quick builder set"

Duh

Airblaster

Compression blast removes spys disguise

Compression blast destroys critical projectiles

-50% less airblast cost

Deflected projectiles are not mini-critical

-25% less push force

-30% damage penalty

Primary weapon for Pyro

Little helper

Gives 15% of flamethrower fuel to friendly building repairing them on hit

Damage removes sappers

-30% damage vs players

Melee weapon for Pyro

Quickshot

50% Faster weapon switch

+20% reload speed

+10% faster firing speed

-50% clip size

If one or two shots are unused before reloading, it lost

Primary weapon for engineer

Builder's sidearm

+30% clip size

-10% damage penalty

-10% slower reload speed

Secondary weapon for engineer

P.D.Q.

+60% faster construction rate

+25% firing speed

Cannot upgrade buildings

Cannot carry buildings

-50% damage penalty

Melee weapon for engineer

And war

Soldier

Demoman

Note to Bomber Lad: Launched pipebomb detonates faster than from normal grenade launcher

Duh again

Black Box mk.2

50% of damage dealt is healed

70% of damage dealt heals medic that heals you

-25% clip size

-25% damage penalty

-5% slower reload speed

Primary weapon for Soldier

Doctor powerded homicider

While being healed: damage increases by 20%

While not being healed: weapon switch decreases by 30%

-15 max health on wearer

Secondary weapon for Soldier

Bomber Lad

+50% clip size

+10% reload speed

0.25 sec faster bomb arm time

-20% damage penalty

-10% explosion radius

Primary weapon for Demoman

Hit'n'pick

On kill: a small ammo pack is dropped

No random critical hits

Melee weapon for Demoman

And another war:
Soldier

Demoman

Revenge Launcher

When the medic that heals you is killed, recives minicrits for 5 seconds

+20% explosion radius

While not being healed: -5 health on hit

Primary weapon for Soldier

Spreader

Alt-fire: Fires 2 shots at once with doubled damage and number of pellets

-20% damage penalty

-10% slower reload speed

Secondary weapon for Soldier

Whirlwind Charger

While charging: knockbacks nearby enemies away

+20% bullet damage resistance on wearer

Secondary weapon for Demoman

Vanguard

On kill: 100% health restored for whearer and healer

-25 max health on wearer

-25% health from healers on wearer

No random critical hits

Melee weapon for Demoman

Getting even worse

And problem:

Fireblaster

Level 5 Shotgun

On hit: Target is engulfed in flames

+20% max secondary ammo on wearer

-30% damage penalty

-70% afterburn duration

No random critical hits

Secondary weapon for Pyro

Baleful Beacon var.1

Level 1-100

+1 capture rate on wearer

-20% damage penalty

-15 max health on wearer

Melee weapon for Pyro

Baleful Beacon var.2

Level 1-100

+1 capture rate on wearer

-20% damage penalty

+20% damage from melee sources on wearer

Melee weapon for Pyro

Ok, I got some Words on a Couple of them:

The Little Helper: Hmm...seems like an unusual weapon for the pyro, even though they make a great team. However, I have trouble seeing this one in-game.

The Black Box MK 2: Yeah, because the original one must totally suck *insert eyeroll animation here plz*

Fireblaster: What do ya know? Someone actually decide to make an Incendiary Shotgun. Maybe try slowing the firing speed by a small bit? Just a suggestion.

Let me change em:

And some spy crap

Little helper

Repairs and upgrades friendly buildings wich cost 25% flamethrower fuel

Damage removes sappers

-30% damage vs players

Melee weapon for Pyro

Fireblaster

Level 5 Shotgun

On hit: Target is engulfed in flames

+25% max secondary ammo on wearer

-20% slower firing speed

-20% damage penalty

-50% afterburn duration

No random critical hits

Secondary weapon for Pyro

Little Spy

Level 1 Revolver

On miss: Become cloaked for 8 seconds

+20% faster move speed while cloaked

-20% damage penalty

Primary weapon for Spy

Vampire sapper

Level 5 sapper

Every sapper damage dealt to sapped building will heal 5 health per second

-20% damage penalty

Building for Spy

(05-05-2012 05:27 PM)Igetquestionsaboutsexuality Wrote:  Draining übercharge is a bit unfair in my eyes.

Tell that to the Pomson.

(02-06-2012 01:53 AM)MrPyriteKotM Wrote:  Ok, I got some Words on a Couple of them:

The Little Helper: Hmm...seems like an unusual weapon for the pyro, even though they make a great team. However, I have trouble seeing this one in-game.

The Black Box MK 2: Yeah, because the original one must totally suck *insert eyeroll animation here plz*

Fireblaster: What do ya know? Someone actually decide to make an Incendiary Shotgun. Maybe try slowing the firing speed by a small bit? Just a suggestion.

Your avatar, I know what pokemon edition is it...

(02-06-2012 09:24 AM)ELLISSAYHAIUHORSESITA Wrote:  

(02-06-2012 01:53 AM)MrPyriteKotM Wrote:  Ok, I got some Words on a Couple of them:

The Little Helper: Hmm...seems like an unusual weapon for the pyro, even though they make a great team. However, I have trouble seeing this one in-game.

The Black Box MK 2: Yeah, because the original one must totally suck *insert eyeroll animation here plz*

Fireblaster: What do ya know? Someone actually decide to make an Incendiary Shotgun. Maybe try slowing the firing speed by a small bit? Just a suggestion.

Your avatar, I know what pokemon edition is it...

Can we talk about how my weapons are crappy/good, or you will talk about avatars?

(02-06-2012 07:43 AM)Texaneer Wrote:  

We don´t need more engies :P

I was too lazy to think about Fireblaster.

And some spy crap

Honestly, i like the idea, but THE CLOAK TIME? ?=?
Its just too big D:

Like the idea and i fixed it to be more appropriate.

My answers are in red.

Little helper

Repairs and upgrades friendly buildings wich cost 25% flamethrower fuel

Damage removes sappers

-30% damage vs players

Melee weapon for Pyro

Little Spy

Level 1 Revolver

On miss: Become cloaked for 8 seconds

+20% faster move speed while cloaked

-20% damage penalty

Primary weapon for Spy

Vampire sapper

Level 5 sapper

Every sapper damage dealt to sapped building will heal 5 health per second

+20% slower sapping time

Building for Spy

Atleast people are talking about your ideas. I like people to atleast review mine, Texaneer.

(02-06-2012 08:35 PM)MrPyriteKotM Wrote:  Atleast people are talking about your ideas. I like people to atleast review mine, Texaneer.

Sure is.

And from that reason, I desinged April fool/joke weapon for sniper:

And now srsly:

Linkin Park Pyro set

All of them are crap

Sniper's Godly Knife

Level 100 God knife

+25% damage bonus

Has 26% longer melee range

Deals critical hits instead of mini-crits

On hit: bleed for 10 seconds[+]+20% faster firing speed

+25% faster move speed on wearer

+100 max health on wearer

"Now this, is a knife! G'day! EHAHAHE!"

Melee weapon for sniper

This weapon is a joke, it really uses default kukri stats

Burn it down

Level 10 Flamethrower

Fire persists as long as player lives

+25% fire damage bonus

No random critical hits

-25% damage penalty

-20% slower weapon switch

"We're building it up

To break it back down

We're building it up

To burn it down

We can't wait

To burn it to the ground"

Primary weapon for Pyro

Burning in the skies

Level 10 Flaregun

Flare leaves fire trail that set enemies on fire

-25% fire damage penalty

-30% damage penalty

No random critical hits

"I use the deadwood to make the fire rise

The blood of innocence burning in the skies"

Hidden: No extra damage on burning targets

Secondary weapon for Pyro

Faint

Level 10 Fire axe

On hit: +20% faster firing speed bonus

On miss: bonus reset

-20% slower firing speed

-20% damage penalty

"I can't feel the way I did before

Don't turn your back on me

I won't be ignored

Time won't heal this damage anymore

Don't turn your back on me

I won't be ignored"

Melee weapon for Pyro

(02-06-2012 09:57 PM)Texaneer Wrote:  

(02-06-2012 08:35 PM)MrPyriteKotM Wrote:  Atleast people are talking about your ideas. I like people to atleast review mine, Texaneer.

Sure is.

And from that reason, I desinged April fool/joke weapon for sniper:

And now srsly:

Linkin Park Pyro set

All of them are crap

You tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't really matter

Sniper's Godly Knife

Level 100 God knife

+25% damage bonus

Has 26% longer melee range

Deals critical hits instead of mini-crits

On hit: bleed for 10 seconds[+]+20% faster firing speed

+25% faster move speed on wearer

+100 max health on wearer

"Now this, is a knife! G'day! EHAHAHE!"

Melee weapon for sniper

This weapon is a joke, it really uses default kukri stats

Burn it down

Level 10 Flamethrower

Fire persists as long as player lives

+25% fire damage bonus

No random critical hits

-25% damage penalty

-20% slower weapon switch

"We're building it up

To break it back down

We're building it up

To burn it down

We can't wait

To burn it to the ground"

Primary weapon for Pyro

Burning in the skies

Level 10 Flaregun

Flare leaves fire trail that set enemies on fire

-25% fire damage penalty

-30% damage penalty

No random critical hits

"I use the deadwood to make the fire rise

The blood of innocence burning in the skies"

Hidden: No extra damage on burning targets

Secondary weapon for Pyro

Faint

Level 10 Fire axe

On hit: +20% faster firing speed bonus

On miss: bonus reset

-20% slower firing speed

-20% damage penalty

"I can't feel the way I did before

Don't turn your back on me

I won't be ignored

Time won't heal this damage anymore

Don't turn your back on me

I won't be ignored"

Melee weapon for Pyro

The problem with adding cloak time to the spy is that it's not free cloak. The game wants to drain your cloak, so if you miss and it gives you 8 seconds of cloak, it will stop immediately if you only have enough cloak battery for <1 second. Could script something that "freezes" your cloak drain, but that sounds abusable and overpowered with certain types of cloak.